Welcome, gbx-ers, to the latest and greatest installment of Ask Gearbox, where the fine folks here at Gearbox Software answer your burning questions. This episode, I've taken some of the more lighthearted questions from ye olde question pool and posed them to our team. Here are those questions and their answers!
Lava lamp or disco ball?
Denise A : Lava lamp. Provides hours and hours of blobular hypnosis.
Andrew W : Lava lamp, though the day someone imbues a lava lamp with the faceted reflective property of a disco ball will be a glorious day indeed.
Josh P : That was before my time :)
Don E : Seriously, does _anyone_ answer "Disco Ball" to this question?
Cynthia G : Disco balls hurt my eyes! Lava lamps ftw!
Mike N : I don't shop at Spencer's.
Nate O : Multi-colored Christmas lights.
Jeff B : Lava lamp made from real lava.
Graeme T : Disco ball. Hands down.
Tatum T : I'm gonna have to say disco ball - I like shiny disco disco disco...
Allison B : both.
What is your favorite type of cereal? (obvious answer )
Denise A : Kellog's Fruit Harvest (peaches and strawberries) and Honeycomb
Andrew W : Frosted Mini-Wheats or Frosted Flakes. I'd jokingly suggest someone should make a "Frosting" cereal that contains nothing else, but I threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it.
Josh P : Fruity Pebbles! They always have the most difficult games on the back of the box.
Don E : Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
Cynthia G : Lucky Charms. There is no other correct answer to this question.
Mike N : Golden Grahams. Is that a type? Did you mean brand? Is "crunchy" a type?
Nate O : That kind with clusters.
Jeff B : Capt'n Crunch with Crunchberries.
James H : Trix. And those kids should be ashamed for depriving that poor rabbit.
Graeme T : Cheerios with sugar.
Tatum T : Honey Nut Cheerios.
Allison B : Whichever one has the best prize :)
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Andrew W : Torgo's theme; I love the idea of hobbling across a room for 5 minutes with an excruciating one bar loop playing in the background. Though jumping up onto a table and valiantly throwing my hands to my hips and looking heroically to the sky as the Remo Williams theme swells and an American flag fades over the background could also be fairly awesome.
Don E : The theme to "Airwolf"
Cynthia G : The Benny Hill theme would probably be most fitting for me.
Mike N : Little House on the Prairie, Fatboy Slim remix.
Jeff B : Kung Fu Fightin'
James H : Moon Theme - Duck Tales NES
Allison B : Flaming Lips: Do You Realize?
Denise A : Optimus
Andrew W : Not aware of anyone legally changing their name to Megatron, debate over.
Josh P : Optimus, without the lips.
Don E : Megatron. Guns > Tractor Trailers
Mike N : I have no position on this matter. Ninja Turtles > Transformers.
Jeff B : Are those condoms, or ummm, what?
James H : Both are dead, long live Voltron!
Denise A : 42 (obligatory)
Mark F : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Andrew W : No talking, fix bugs.
Don E : It's a 1983 musical comedy by the Monty Python comedy troupe.
Kyle P : 43. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Spinal Tap.
Mike N : Strange how this question always shows up in a series of joke responses. With that the case, I'll simply say, "toast." If you wanted a more serious answer, I would say, "If you read the meaning of life from somewhere else, it's probably not the correct meaning for you."
Nate O : Life has no all-encompassing meaning; it only has the individual, personal meaning you give it.
Jeff B : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meaning_of_life
James H : Curry. Chicken or Tim.
Graeme T : To die. :?
Tatum T : What you make of it.
Brian T : Webster's defines life as "an organismic state characterized by capacity for metabolism, growth, reaction to stimuli, and reproduction".
Allison B : Exactly.
Well, that's all for this episode. Stay tuned for another exciting edition of Ask Gearbox, where all your burning questions are answered by our all-knowing team! Don't forget to check out the forums to participate - maybe we will Ask Gearbox your question someday!
